I was going to title this post /FailPUG of Frustration, but it wasn’t Fail, it was Successful. It was just Frustrating.

Last Monday while picking herbs and waiting for “How I met your Mother” to come on I joined the queue for a random Pug. abut 45 seconds later I was Halls of Lightning bound.(Seriously, I think HOL, HOS and Oculus are the only instances in the game anymore) I entered the instance to find a Hunter, Warlock, DK and Warrior. As soon as I cast Gift of the Wild and turned into a tree the DK ran off and grabbed the first group. OK. That’s a tank. Heal it.

Why is the Warrior pulling aggro off him? Heal him! ok. Pull’s over. Inspect the Warrior. Fury? He’s not a tank. Eff that. Heal the DK. Let the Warrior die. Wait, recount says the Warrior’s doing over 5k DPS? well… maybe let him live. If I let him die he may pull the whole “My Epeen is bigger than yours and I’m leaving this group! You can’t heal noob!” thing.  So what if he pulls aggro, he’s wearing plate. I can heal him and the DK all at once. Decision made.

So the first boss goes down without issue. The elementals that asplode kind of asploded on the Warlock, who didn’t seem to know that was a thing… I kept everyone else up, probably because they were in plate or far enough away. So the next pull goes well, and then the warrior keeps running up the stairs. Pulls the next group before I have a chance to even round the corner and mount the stairs and he dies. I’m next, then the DK gets control so I pop my Soulstone, only to die a second later. Warlock is next, Then the Hunter… FD anyone? then the DK. By the time he died, I was at the portal to the instance. The Lock, Hunter and DK released and ran in, but the Warrior stayed. “Oh great, Primadonna Warrior can’t run back. he’s too good for that.” When we got back to the Elementals, they had repopped, and then he says “srry back” and releases, so the DK waited for him and we went through. For the rest of the instance it was pretty much more of the same. The DK tanking, or trying, and Mr Warrior of Leet DPS pulling aggro off of him almost instantly and taking huge amounts of damage, which I have to say, I did a pretty good job of healing through. In the end it all worked out and we killed Loken, but the whole thing would have gone better if Mr. Warrior had tanked instead of DPS tanked. More annoying than anything else, but would it have been that hard to go tank spec, or hold off a bit and let the Tank Tank?

What stories of annoyance do you have from the Random Pugging that’s been going on? Horror stories? Email them, comment them they may make it to a blog post!

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